Bachelorette.com Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker Penis Candy And Penis Cake

Ladies, allow me to tell you about one of the most beautiful penises I’ve ever seen. It was big. Well, not humongous enough to be scary, but big. It was girthy. It had a perfect pink head. And it was chocolate. Yes, girls, this is that penis. It’s the tasty Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker.

The Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker is a whole lotta chocolate dick. Four inches long, to be exact. Running down the sucker, from the tip, is a gush of white stuff. I’m not sure what it’s supposed to be. Glue? Caulk? Caulk sounds about right.

This sweet sucker is made from molding chocolate and tastes just like the kind you may have had when you were young.

1 Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker.