Bachelorette.com Harry The Cheap Date Blow Up Doll Inflatable Men & Penises

We are calling this blow up male doll Harry. Harry didn’t have a name on the package, so we had to make one up. We figured that Harry was a good name because of his drawn-on chest hair.

Harry is OK looking. Much like the other male blow up dolls, he has a funny shaped head and his “life-size” body is really only about 5 feet tall. We guess that’s kind of life-size. For a really short guy. I guess Harry didn’t drink much milk as a kid.

Since all of the bachelorette party dolls have some flaw, Harry’s lack of height and facial beauty are no big deal. They’re pretty much par for the course. And of all of the weird-faced short inflatable men out there, this inflatable male doll is the least expensive one so we think you should get him.

Harry is a cheap date. And, he can’t complain no matter what you make him do. He’s pretty much the perfect guy, and we know the bachelorette will think so, too.