Bachelorette.com Pinatas Pink Pecker Bat

If you’ve arranged to have a penis-shaped pinata at your bachelorette party, you probably already know that it’s going to be a highlight of the night. I mean, you and all your girlfriends get to take turns whacking a penis with a stick. And at the end, instead of that usual unpleasantness, a bunch of candy comes out of it! What could possibly be better than that?

Well, let us submit this for your consideration: the only thing that could be better than whacking a giant penis with a stick… is whacking a giant penis with another giant penis.

Yep. That’s right. You get to cause bodily harm to two phalluses at once. Did you ever even dare to dream this delightful day would come? Well, we’re more than happy to help your dreams come true. Just get yourself any of our fabulous penis-shaped pinatas and a Pink Pecker Bat and prepare to witness dick-based destruction like you’ve never seen before.

One penis-shaped bat. Pinata and blindfold not included. Measures 18 inches long, with a diameter of 4 inches at its widest point.