Bachelorette.com Titty Titty Yum Yum Sucker

The manufacturers of this boobie sucker have incredible faith in men’s depth, sensitivity, and spirts. We can tell by the name! 

Titty Titty Yum Yum. Me like titty. I pick up rock. I throw rock. Go boom. I suck Titty Titty Yum Yum.

Truthfully, a good boob sucker will bring you back to a preverbal state. Get this boobie sucker for your bachelor and watch him regress into man-baby land, where he can suck nipples until his troubles fall away.

We recommend getting a sucker for each man at the bachelor party, because there’s going to be jealousy.

1 super tasty cherry Titty Titty Yum Yum sucker per order. This sucker measures about 2 inches across.