Bachelorette.com Weenie Linguine Pasta

Looking for a weenie to put in that linguine? You’ve come to the right place! What? Why are you looking at me funny? Weenies are a totally normal thing to put in linguine.

Even if you don’t believe us, how can you deny how awesome this Weenie Linguine Pasta is? The Weenie Linguine Pasta is a delicious penis pasta that you can dress any way you like, just like regular pasta. (and just like regular penises?) Surprise the bachelorette by serving her favorite pasta dish … with a twist.

The boxes of Weenie Linguine are a bit smaller than the normal boxes of pasta you buy at the supermarket, but what they lack in size they more than make up for in… penis-ness. If you want to make a recipe that all the girls at your party can eat, you may want to buy more than one box.

6.25 ounces/ 175 g